= Make sure you have to latest version of flash player [link]
Click the prospit bubble to wake up John, he will then tell you the time, then click the Z bubble to put him to sleep again.
To change john to god tier, just click the blue button on the bottom right-hand corner
Right clicking will show some credits for my dA and tumblr.
You can add him to your website using this html code (this works for tumblr descriptions too): [link]
Notes: Sounds glitch up sometimes, might fix later.